
[ tough 2009 ]
The Graduate [1967]If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
I’m just tryin to give myself a reason,
If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce,
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would ya trust me, not to break you?
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat? If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet, In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me,
Why don’t you get down on your knees And scrub me?
I’m a little grubby
Just being around.